That Girl(or boy)

[UKHamlet]

Originally Posted by gthedog

God I miss Dave

Get yourself a blonde wig and a ticket to New Zealand. He'll find you.

[mutski]

I'm glad to say that the closest I get to this is a girl with whom I shared one or two rather unique experiences without ever officially going out. She would have dragged me down to hell though, so it was lucky escape. That said, the things that we might have done together.....

[Flanking_em_Portugal]

Originally Posted by UKHamlet

Get yourself a blonde wig and a ticket to New Zealand. He'll find you.

But has he ever been in a fight?

[timmyspicyman]

There were a few birds in uni who I was mates with, but also fancied and didn't have the balls to ask out. Don't really regret it though. No point is there. Life's too short for that sh*t.


Notwithstanding the above, I did absolutely bottle it with quite possibly the fittest bird I have ever seen. And also I didn't pursue the only opportunity I've ever had for a threesome.

The first one....

Was out with a few mates one of whom was extremely fit herself, and she brought her mate from Switzerland over. She had short hair, and you know how only exceptionally fit birds can pull of short hair? She was one of them. Utterly stunning in every way. I realised as soon as I clapped eyes on her that she was WAYYY out of my league. So basically, instead of fawning over her like every other bloke there was, I just ... not quite ignored, but didn't really pay her much attention. I wasn't rude, but was pretty aloof. BINGO!

I don't think she was used to blokes not dripping off her, so towards the end of the night. I was sitting next to her and she just grabbed me and started to chew my face off. I couldn't believe it. She asked me if we were going back to mine, and all I could think of was the absolute sh*t heap that was my bedroom in uni. I bottled it and said that we'd go back to her mates house, hoping that we could nick a room. Never happened. Basically, my messy room ruined the chance for me to nail the fittest bird ever.

The second one.....

In my last year in uni I had a f*ck buddy who was up for pretty much anything. Got my brown wings with her. Her flat mate was also a rampant nymphomaniac. She used to grab my crotch quite frequently and saw me naked quite often as she always used to come into the bathroom when I was having a shower and check me out. On one of these occasions I was having sex. That wasn't the only time she walked in when we were at it either, she came in and sat on the bed when I was at it with the other girl. My mind was screaming at me to invite her into the bed but I bottled it. I am a fool, as it would have been awesome.

[Leniency?]

Originally Posted by timmyspicyman

There were a few birds in uni who I was mates with, but also fancied and didn't have the balls to ask out. Don't really regret it though. No point is there. Life's too short for that sh*t.


Notwithstanding the above, I did absolutely bottle it with quite possibly the fittest bird I have ever seen. And also I didn't pursue the only opportunity I've ever had for a threesome.

The first one....

Was out with a few mates one of whom was extremely fit herself, and she brought her mate from Switzerland over. She had short hair, and you know how only exceptionally fit birds can pull of short hair? She was one of them. Utterly stunning in every way. I realised as soon as I clapped eyes on her that she was WAYYY out of my league. So basically, instead of fawning over her like every other bloke there was, I just ... not quite ignored, but didn't really pay her much attention. I wasn't rude, but was pretty aloof. BINGO!

I don't think she was used to blokes not dripping off her, so towards the end of the night. I was sitting next to her and she just grabbed me and started to chew my face off. I couldn't believe it. She asked me if we were going back to mine, and all I could think of was the absolute sh*t heap that was my bedroom in uni. I bottled it and said that we'd go back to her mates house, hoping that we could nick a room. Never happened. Basically, my messy room ruined the chance for me to nail the fittest bird ever.

The second one.....

In my last year in uni I had a f*ck buddy who was up for pretty much anything. Got my brown wings with her. Her flat mate was also a rampant nymphomaniac. She used to grab my crotch quite frequently and saw me naked quite often as she always used to come into the bathroom when I was having a shower and check me out. On one of these occasions I was having sex. That wasn't the only time she walked in when we were at it either, she came in and sat on the bed when I was at it with the other girl. My mind was screaming at me to invite her into the bed but I bottled it. I am a fool, as it would have been awesome.

You are such a fail.

What do you think Shagger would have done on any of these occasions?

[timmyspicyman]

Originally Posted by Leniency?

You are such a fail.

What do you think Shagger would have done on any of these occasions?

Shagged them

That was only 2 occasions though. I didn't let any others slip by. No siree.

[Leniency?]

Originally Posted by timmyspicyman

Shagged them

That was only 2 occasions though. I didn't let any others slip by. No siree.

The first story is very similar to an event of mine too, I had the opportunity to take a chick home but my room at my then flat was a sty, not like old food or anything but knee deep in clothes. It was so bad you had to hit the door counter-ruck style to get in, and then jump from the door to the bed.

Anyway when I managed to get this door open and she saw she just laughed and said it was cute. Result.

[p/d]

I'm sure I met my true love some years back. Sadly all I have now are memories and a stolen pair of undies.

[Flanking_em_Portugal]

Originally Posted by Leniency?

You are such a fail.

What do you think Shagger would have done on any of these occasions?

I had a similar dilemma at the end of exams this year; we were out and I ran into an absolutely smoking welsh bird who had lived on my floor in halls back in first year. There'd always been a bit of tension between us but she knocked me back when i first went for it as a fresher, but that night she walked straight over to me and shoved her tongue down my throat, saying she wanted to go home with me that night. As with Timmy, the first thing I thought of was the Chernobyl-esque sh5t hole my room was/is. Fortunately I managed to persuade the girlfriend of one of my housemates (who was absolutely sh5tfaced) to take him back to hers that night and I took the welshie back and bashed her raw in my mates bed!

[morepork]

What is this? Some sort of schoolboy dirty forum?

"Imagine my surprise..." etc. etc.