Haircuts [Archive] - Rugby Rebels

dave

21-01-2010, 08:44 AM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

cashead

21-01-2010, 08:49 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Ted_Bundy_mug_shot.jpg

Canute

21-01-2010, 08:56 AM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

Quoted

cashead

21-01-2010, 09:04 AM

Stom

21-01-2010, 09:26 AM

MikeWlg

21-01-2010, 10:22 AM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

This would have to be one of your weirdest ever posts Dave.
Some things you should just keep to yourself.

cym-roo

21-01-2010, 10:27 AM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

is that officially 2nd or 3rd base? either way, congratulations Dave!

Mike Brown

21-01-2010, 10:36 AM

If she was eye candy, she'd be Belgian chocolate. Does that make any kind of sense. In what way do you feed your eyes with Belgian chocolate?

Skidger

21-01-2010, 11:11 AM

You should have offered to trim her bush for her.

Tre

21-01-2010, 11:24 AM

was the fact the bushes had been cut the reason you were able to get a better view of her exact hair length?

but also the fact the bushes had been cut the reason she saw you and the reason you have to get a haircut is so she won't be able to pick you out in the police line up?

UKHamlet

21-01-2010, 11:42 AM

This is a proper haircut

http://www.nowrugby.com/mb/picture.php?groupid=3&pictureid=69

mutski

21-01-2010, 12:19 PM

A lady should have long hair with a natural wave to it.

Straightened is not cool.

Short is lesbian.

Let us accept these basic facts and move swiftly on....

p/d

21-01-2010, 12:23 PM

A lady should have long hair with a natural wave to it.

Straightened is not cool.

Short is lesbian.

Let us accept these basic facts and move swiftly on....

I like short hair on a bird with elfin features, though needs a slender physique to carry it off.

KK67

21-01-2010, 12:26 PM

I like short hair on a bird with elfin features, though needs a slender physique to carry it off.

So basically,....you like your women to look like leettle boys..??

Tribeman

21-01-2010, 03:35 PM

reading some of daves threads lately kind of has me thinking of Nietzsche..

"when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you."

Loved the bit about the Belgian chocolate though.

morepork

21-01-2010, 03:57 PM

Its like an English as a second language version of Mills & Boon.

Make it more porno next time. Purple headed love warrior, etc etc

Skidger

21-01-2010, 04:09 PM

Photographic evidence has been found of Dave outside the blonde womans house.Lurking around her bush as always.

http://www.claroltheclown.com/Images/Funpage-CLaroL.jpg

AJD

21-01-2010, 04:38 PM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

dave you are a genius at times.

Coco

22-01-2010, 12:23 AM

Dave, next time just ask her to save her hair in a ponytail for you.

Skidger

22-01-2010, 12:40 AM

Dave, next time just ask her to save her hair in a ponytail for you.

Or find out where she gets her hair cut.Go round there after she gets it cut and pay the hairdresser to bag up all the cuttings.That wouldnt be at all weird.

Coco

22-01-2010, 01:06 AM

Or find out where she gets her hair cut.Go round there after she gets it cut and pay the hairdresser to bag up all the cuttings.That wouldnt be at all weird.

Personal experience, eh? ;) :D

Skidger

22-01-2010, 02:13 AM

Personal experience, eh? ;) :D

Just once a month,nothing serious.

dave

22-01-2010, 08:04 AM

If she was eye candy, she'd be Belgian chocolate. Does that make any kind of sense. In what way do you feed your eyes with Belgian chocolate?

I was alluding to the 'candy'.

dave

22-01-2010, 08:05 AM

Anyway every time I see her I just have strong feelings for her.. She's so hot.. Arrghhh flesh

OHS

22-01-2010, 08:24 AM

Anyway every time I see her I just have strong feelings for her.. She's so hot.. Arrghhh flesh

What happened to the blonde Swedish mum?

Canute

22-01-2010, 08:28 AM

What happened to the blonde Swedish mum?

Restraining order on Dave?

dave

22-01-2010, 08:34 AM

What happened to the blonde Swedish mum?

Who's that??

OHS

22-01-2010, 08:46 AM

Who's that??

I dunno, you tell me. (http://www.nowrugby.com/mb/showthread.php?t=55197)

Apparentley, you had to "train" her to do "your work" ;)

dave

22-01-2010, 08:50 AM

I dunno, you tell me. (http://www.nowrugby.com/mb/showthread.php?t=55197)

Apparentley, you had to "train" her to do "your work" ;)

Oh right... Different one now..

OHS

22-01-2010, 08:59 AM

Oh right... Different one now..

So the "training" didn't work out then? Oh well.

At least you've still got your hand.............................................. Sorry. I tried not too. I really, really did. I just couldn't resist. :f_blush:

PlainOldToad

22-01-2010, 09:49 AM

Is she as hot as Paddy?

dave

22-01-2010, 10:12 AM

She is the hottest woman I've ever met in my life.

Tre

22-01-2010, 10:23 AM

She is the hottest woman I've ever met in my life.

pics or STFU

OHS

22-01-2010, 10:26 AM

pics or STFU

Hear, hear!

Stom

22-01-2010, 10:34 AM

Hear, hear!

thirded

Glosterunclebert

22-01-2010, 10:41 AM

There's this very old woman at my work. She has hot flushes. Her beaver is covered in hair like 5amp fusewire. If she was a kitchen accessory, she'd be a Brillo pad.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me reach for the kleenex this afternoon!

:f_whistle:

Greg1863

22-01-2010, 11:15 AM

I dunno, you tell me. (http://www.nowrugby.com/mb/showthread.php?t=55197)

Apparentley, you had to "train" her to do "your work" ;)

Your link mysteriously doesn't work now. ;)

dave

22-01-2010, 11:26 AM

Stfu

OHS

22-01-2010, 11:28 AM

Your link mysteriously doesn't work now. ;)

The cheeky beggar!!!

Where is me pitch fork and yellow pages. I'll be needing an angry lynching mob for rent.

Canute

22-01-2010, 11:32 AM

Your link mysteriously doesn't work now. ;)

That's why God (or more likely, a long series of evolutionary steps) gave us the 'Print Screen' key.

Prysiau

23-02-2010, 07:31 AM

This deserves a bump. Linked from the Inferno. This has made my morning - the tags at the bottom are genius.

OHS

23-02-2010, 08:27 AM

Time to continue the dave nostalgia in here is it?

dave will be in prison

Haha. What are the chances of this one being true? After all, he did know that the "bushes around home were cut" (be it a euphemism or otherwise)....

cashead

23-02-2010, 08:28 AM

... Jesus christ.

Anyway every time I see her I just have strong feelings for her.. She's so hot.. Arrghhh flesh

I hope she's OK and alive.

Tre

23-02-2010, 09:27 AM

i miss dave

p2bwelshiau

24-02-2010, 01:20 PM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

I don't know wether to rep you or post abuse. *Internal conflict*

QwentyJ

24-02-2010, 03:23 PM

Time to continue the dave nostalgia in here is it?

Haha. What are the chances of this one being true? After all, he did know that the "bushes around home were cut" (be it a euphemism or otherwise)....

I lay claim to that one. Initially, I wanted to say "You'll be in prison, better take a butt plug with you for the showers"....alas, it was too long.

Canute

30-04-2011, 12:07 AM

Seeing as it seems to be Dave appreciation weekend...

http://www.poopisbrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/soon.jpg

Leniency?

30-04-2011, 06:11 AM

I think Dave is clearly on the wind up.

OHS

30-04-2011, 06:31 AM

I think Dave is clearly on the wind up.

http://www.cyberseraphic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/shun-the-unbeliever.jpg

Doorzetbornandbred

30-04-2011, 08:31 AM

I wouldnt leave him babysitting me daughters.

twitchy

30-04-2011, 08:56 AM

There's this very hot woman at my work. She is so hot especially when her long golden blonde hair is down pass her bra strap. If she was eye candy, she'd Belgian chocolate.

Today though, I noticed she cut her hair to her shoulders. She is probably hotter though - she said she cut it coz she got sick of her old hair. I still kinda wished she hadn't cut it though. Then again she gets to let her hair down more but it just doesn't have the length it had yesterday.

I should have seen the signs. She never really had her hair down and she was always putting it up. Also the bushes around home seemed cut.

Oh well at least that sign definitely made me go to the barbers this afternoon!

You are creepy as hell.

BrianMcShinner

30-04-2011, 09:09 AM

http://www3.waterstones.com/wat/images/nbd/l/05/9780141014548.jpg

BOB

30-04-2011, 09:11 AM

Epic
I wish I was here when Dave was around
I feel like my life will now forever be unfulfilled

Jack

01-05-2011, 07:33 PM

If she was eye candy, she'd be Belgian chocolate. Does that make any kind of sense. In what way do you feed your eyes with Belgian chocolate?

This actually made me cry with laughter!

Epic
I wish I was here when Dave was around
I feel like my life will now forever be unfulfilled

I wish he was still posting this kind of epic-ness! :(

Prysiau

01-05-2011, 07:39 PM

I think Dave is clearly on the wind up.

Posters here have met him, and there's a video clip of him jumping off a bridge and smashing his balls against the water.

He's mental.

BOB

01-05-2011, 07:42 PM

Posters here have met him, and there's a video clip of him jumping off a bridge and smashing his balls against the water.

He's mental.

This I need to see

Tribeman

01-05-2011, 07:42 PM

Anyway every time I see her I just have strong feelings for her.. She's so hot.. Arrghhh flesh

greatest post in the history of rugby rebels. possibly in the history of the internet itself.

Baz

01-05-2011, 07:45 PM

Posters here have met him, and there's a video clip of him jumping off a bridge and smashing his balls against the water.

He's mental.

Prys, you have to post this clip

Prysiau

01-05-2011, 07:51 PM

Prys, you have to post this clip

Canute has a link somewhere, I had a quick look in my PM box for it, but there's too many messages from the bloke, whingeing about his poor health and cut feet.

I'll have another look on YouTube, it's bound to be on there still.

Prysiau

01-05-2011, 07:57 PM

BOB

01-05-2011, 08:01 PM

A quick google brings up this

http://www.flickr.com/people/10227779@N08/

He does like blondes

Coco

01-05-2011, 08:02 PM

He is wearing board shorts instead of speedos, he cant be that bad.

Canute

02-05-2011, 04:01 AM

Canute has a link somewhere, I had a quick look in my PM box for it, but there's too many messages from the bloke, whingeing about his poor health and cut feet.

At least my feet are a normal size, Daffy.

Prysiau

02-05-2011, 06:21 AM

At least my feet are a normal size, Daffy.

You're obsessed.

p/d

03-05-2011, 08:38 AM

A quick google brings up this

http://www.flickr.com/people/10227779@N08/

He does like blondes

just so much wrong with that .............. and yet made slightly more bizarre by the inclusion of a Pukeko

Prysiau

05-05-2011, 05:57 PM

Wrong.

Coco

05-05-2011, 06:08 PM

A quick google brings up this

http://www.flickr.com/people/10227779@N08/

He does like blondes

.. and a duck, apparently.

EDIT: p/d beat me to it. (sorry, a Pukeko)

Doorzetbornandbred

05-05-2011, 06:11 PM

.. and a duck, apparently.

Le duck noir?

morepork

05-05-2011, 06:20 PM

Looking back at this, he must be inside. I mean, voyeuristic shots of lassies hair?

Doorzetbornandbred

05-05-2011, 06:21 PM

Looking back at this, he must be inside. I mean, voyeuristic shots of lassies hair?

If he aint he should be.

OHS

13-11-2012, 10:19 AM

To paraphrase myself from the SHMB; why is this sh*t not in the RR Gold board?

BrianMcShinner

13-11-2012, 10:20 AM

For old times sake...

canute

13-11-2012, 10:21 AM

To paraphrase myself from the SHMB; why is this sh*t not in the RR Gold board?

Because, despite being the best existing Dave thread, it is not the best ever Dave thread. That distinction goes to "I want to be in a fight", which is sadly lost forever. 'Twas the funniest thing I have ever read anywhere in the world ever.

OHS

13-11-2012, 10:31 AM

Because, despite being the best existing Dave thread, it is not the best ever Dave thread. That distinction goes to "I want to be in a fight", which is sadly lost forever. 'Twas the funniest thing I have ever read anywhere in the world ever.

So? Fatty Hades has no less than three threads in there, and Prys two. Why can't poor dave get a single one, even if it isn't his best work?

gthedog

13-11-2012, 11:02 AM

So? Fatty Hades has no less than three threads in there, and Prys two. Why can't poor dave get a single one, even if it isn't his best work?

More importantly why can't we get Dave back? Surely he's ripe to be brought back. Imagine the shoite he's had going on his life for the last 2 years!

OHS

13-11-2012, 11:31 AM

More importantly why can't we get Dave back? Surely he's ripe to be brought back. Imagine the shoite he's had going on his life for the last 2 years!

He now writes random articles/blog posts on a NZ media site (which can, generally speaking, be commented on...). As such, there's now a thread on the SHMB dedicated to stalking him.

It's probably as close as we'll ever get to having him back.

Numbers

13-11-2012, 12:10 PM

Because, despite being the best existing Dave thread, it is not the best ever Dave thread. That distinction goes to "I want to be in a fight", which is sadly lost forever. 'Twas the funniest thing I have ever read anywhere in the world ever.

Having had a quick look at the RR Gold section I was suprised to see that the Hippy Neighbour thread started by Crocked wasn't in there, I enjoyed that immensely.

UKHamlet

13-11-2012, 01:17 PM

To paraphrase myself from the SHMB; why is this sh*t not in the RR Gold board?

I'm inducting it now...

Prysiau

13-11-2012, 07:07 PM

I always used to think Dave's apparent obsession with blondes with long hair was a bit of a pisstake, that he'd created his own pathological online persona.

Then I saw his "Favourite" photos on Flickr...

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3561/3470915362_2ca686de05.jpg

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3523/4045655983_8e795b7af8.jpg

Prysiau

13-11-2012, 07:11 PM

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2492/4174142293_86b1dbf257.jpg

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2721/4054946099_4a7df4869f.jpg

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3150/2842860706_fcea104412.jpg

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3242/2823229550_505d868f32.jpg

This is the sort of sh*t they find encrusted in semen, stuck to the cellar walls of incarcerated perverts.

Prysiau

13-11-2012, 07:13 PM

Oh hang on, I've been posting sh*t into the Hall of Fame version (which are now in moderation).

Hammy, get them over there.

Plug

13-11-2012, 07:21 PM

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

UKHamlet

13-11-2012, 07:41 PM

Dah rah, buddum.